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Re:The Beetle That Heads for the ‘Back Door’ When Eaten by a... by rob74 on Wednesday August 02, 2023 @05:48AM (#36968852)
Yes, "my dog is covered in feces" does sound more elegant than "my dog just rolled in sh*t" - but how you articulate it doesn't improve the situation if the dog in question is sitting next to you...
Re:The Beetle That Heads for the ‘Back Door’ When Eaten by a... by VeninVidiaVicii on Wednesday August 02, 2023 @07:17AM (#36969357)
…but otherwise active and seemingly healthy!

A hilarious non-sequitur for the dog scenario.

Re:The Beetle That Heads for the ‘Back Door’ When Eaten by a... by m3047 on Wednesday August 02, 2023 @07:41PM (#36979428)
Our feral cat only rolled in high quality horse shit. He was very particular, as well as proud of his smelliness.