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Re:Uber Posts First Quarterly Net Profit of $394M by albedoa on Tuesday August 01, 2023 @12:13PM (#36958015)
How is it to society's benefit if someone doesn't buy a [MAGNETIC RESONANCE IMAGING MACHINE]? It could be if someone [IMAGES MAGNETIC RESONANCE] less, but if they replace a [MAGNETIC RESONANCE IMAGING MACHINE] with a [MAGNETIC RESONANCE IMAGING MACHINE] [OPERATED] by another person, it seems to be even worse.
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Re:Uber Posts First Quarterly Net Profit of $394M by Sholmesy on Tuesday August 01, 2023 @12:42PM (#36958510)
Bit of a facetious response and not in the spirit on HN, but you absolutely nailed the choice of noun with MRI machine, lol. Perfect.
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Re:Uber Posts First Quarterly Net Profit of $394M by HWR_14 on Tuesday August 01, 2023 @12:44PM (#36958544)
I didn't know people needed an MRI twice a day to be able to work, or to use an MRI to enjoy a concert or a dinner out. If people need that many MRIs, maybe everyone should get their own!
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