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Re:The Most Prolific Packager for Alpine Linux Is Stepping Away by doctorpangloss on Monday July 31, 2023 @11:30AM (#36944133)
They say... The most prolific packager for Alpine Linux is stepping away. Is that true? I wasn't aware that was something a person could do.

I'm perplexed. Are they going to keep on replacing whoever's in charge? If so, who's next? There's nobody else in containers, who looms quite as large...

Ubuntu?

I know him. That can't be. That's that, little image who grew too big for me. What was it, 85MB? That poor NAT Gateway, they're gonna eat it alive!

Static binaries, built in Zig. Next to Alpine they all look big...

Re:The Most Prolific Packager for Alpine Linux Is Stepping Away by nazgulsenpai on Monday July 31, 2023 @11:36AM (#36944227)
Upvoted for rhyming. But to your comment, I'm sure Alpine will be fine. Just might be slightly behind while other maintainers pick up the slack.
Re:The Most Prolific Packager for Alpine Linux Is Stepping Away by cocacola1 on Monday July 31, 2023 @11:32AM (#36944167)
That was fun to sing along to.
Re:The Most Prolific Packager for Alpine Linux Is Stepping Away by hackermeows on Monday July 31, 2023 @11:50AM (#36944472)
Totally not written by an AI
Re:The Most Prolific Packager for Alpine Linux Is Stepping Away by glckr on Monday July 31, 2023 @11:57AM (#36944585)
It's a reference to Hamilton. Definitely reads like nonsense without the context, though...