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Re:The Resilience of Costco by Matheus28 on Saturday July 29, 2023 @01:30AM (#36917241)
Just sit on the couch near the middle of the store and send her a text. O(1)
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Re:The Resilience of Costco by dumpster_fire on Saturday July 29, 2023 @02:38AM (#36917544)
That depends on the other person's search pattern. I did the same and got O(n^2). :(

Now I just use the hotdogs as the meeting point.

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Re:The Resilience of Costco by booi on Saturday July 29, 2023 @04:21AM (#36918104)
I see what you did there ;)
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Re:The Resilience of Costco by RajT88 on Sunday July 30, 2023 @02:01AM (#36928317)
I don't think there's a clever joke there.

The place you buy hotdogs is always, meticulously, placed after checkout.

It may well be where they planned lost husbands to congregate.

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