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Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by mattbgates on Friday July 28, 2023 @07:19PM (#36914702)
Nice to play around with it. Don't sell yourself short. It ain't easy to write a language, but you did.
Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by white_dragon88 on Friday July 28, 2023 @08:37PM (#36915439)
Self esteem issues much? You’re still learning and it’s no small feat to invent your own language. Don’t beat yourself up
Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by boothby on Friday July 28, 2023 @09:53PM (#36915980)
This is fun, thanks for sharing! I'm currently developing a much worse language and I've spent quite a few hours on it. I think that the space of simple languages is very enlightening to explore. If nothing else, returning to a full-featured language after spending days programming in something horrid is a breath of fresh air.
Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by mfurkan on Saturday July 29, 2023 @04:18AM (#36918087)
I'm looking into it
Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by king_geedorah on Friday July 28, 2023 @10:34PM (#36916244)
Thanks for sharing. I had a good laugh looking through your source and seeing that "kys" killed the interpreter. I threw together a trivial fizzbuzz in it for fun.

  n = 1
  goto main
  #fizzbuzz
  if n % 3 == 0 && n % 5 == 0
      print "fizzbuzz"
      goto increment
  if n % 3 == 0
      print "fizz"
      goto increment
  if n % 5 == 0
    print "buzz"
    goto increment
  print n
  #increment
  n = n + 1
  #main
  if n <= 100
      goto fizzbuzz
  kys
Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by mfurkan on Saturday July 29, 2023 @04:17AM (#36918081)
Thanks really cool. When I'm gonna add examples I will include this one too
Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by yellowapple on Saturday July 29, 2023 @02:10AM (#36917417)
I give it 2 years tops before this ends up in production somewhere.
Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by BoorishBears on Saturday July 29, 2023 @02:53AM (#36917614)
ChatGPT already understands it, so it's ahead of most new languages: https://chat.openai.com/share/42a216cf-2694-464a-b0d4-9e147c...
Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by atahanacar on Saturday July 29, 2023 @06:28AM (#36918746)
Did you just machine translate everything on the page or does Turkish syntax work too?
Re:Show HN: Worst programming language written in less than ... by sfn42 on Saturday July 29, 2023 @04:45PM (#36924373)
Motherfucker can't even write English properly lol