The special treatment that you see when you "git show" a merge commit is computed by comparing the merge commit's tree to its parents' trees.
I'd also add a (4) to your list: a branch is a pointer (a "ref" in git jargon) to a commit that is updated to the most recent commit each time you create a new commit.
Oh, and maybe (5): HEAD is usually an indirect pointer to a commit via a ref, but can also point directly to a commit in which case it is a so-called detached HEAD.
There, reverting any such patch would simply delete your entry without any more question (unless of course you committed another patch on top of it to, say, correct spelling). I assume this is the kind of advantage you get from your hack?
Every time I've tried to explain this to someone who doesn't understand how gits content addressable data-store works, I've been met with disbelief or mockery. These days I just point people to the docs.
Git is rather well engineered for what it set out to do.
Personally, I find all these supposedly-helpful analogies useless and confusing. If I start to learn git, I would rather someone just tell me three things:
1. Git saves 'entire' snapshots of a directory on each commit. 2. Each commit resides in a graph and has a pointer to its parent 3. The only commit with more than one parent is a merge commit - which carries data on how to merge two previous commits.