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Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by passwordoops on Friday June 30, 2023 @09:02AM (#36534093)
I err to the side of incompetence, but want to believe it was a deep cover op to penetrate an enemy org by making them think he was compromised and had to act as a double agent, immediately rendering him a triple agent on behalf of the FBI...

Maybe I can moonlight as a writer in Hollywood

Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by cableshaft on Friday June 30, 2023 @09:12AM (#36534234)
Makes sense. Triples makes it safe. Triples are best.

Clip: https://youtu.be/8Inf1Yz_fgk

Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by jahsome on Friday June 30, 2023 @09:10AM (#36534197)
The entire scenario is pretty unbelievable, and played out like an awful Adam Sandler movie. If I hadn't witnessed it with my own eyes, I would have trouble believing someone with dueling top credentials such as his could possibly be such an idiot.
Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by smugma on Friday June 30, 2023 @09:23AM (#36534403)
Realtor top credentials? That made me LOL.
Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by jahsome on Friday June 30, 2023 @09:27AM (#36534477)
I mean to say that among Realtors he was pretty elite, whatever that means. Put another way, he dealt in million dollar listings, not just average family homes.
Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by jsight on Friday June 30, 2023 @10:01AM (#36535066)
If you were getting any significant number of million $ homes, why would he keep the day job? Real estate transaction fees are pretty high.
Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by hiatus on Friday June 30, 2023 @10:22AM (#36535434)
Government pension, avoiding traffic tickets among other benefits, I'm sure.
Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by pksebben on Friday June 30, 2023 @10:52AM (#36535937)
It's possible that his connections and encounters from his work as an agent formed the foundation of his 'book' - and being a real estate agent is like 99% about building that book and 1% about doing things the rest of us might refer to as "work". Many if not most of the successful agents I know are moonlighters for this very reason.

Not ragging on real estate agents, it's not an easy thing to pull off; convincing someone to hand you 3-6% of the biggest financial transaction they've ever made just for you to negotiate for what's probably a grand total of a few hours and do some online shopping. And they do provide value insofar as knowing the landscape can really help a client avoid getting bent over a barrel.

Source: did it myself (poorly, which is why I'm in tech).

Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by tomjakubowski on Friday June 30, 2023 @12:15PM (#36537633)
They might like the work.
Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by grimjack00 on Friday June 30, 2023 @11:00AM (#36536068)
Depending on the location, soon enough million dollar listings will be average family homes.
Re:Terrible real estate agent photographs by epcoa on Friday June 30, 2023 @09:26AM (#36534460)
Yeah, I know right? And the higher end you go has nothing to do with any competence - your clientele becomes more and more like the fucktards that bought into SBF.