Re:FTC reportedly plans major antitrust lawsuit against Amazon
by willcipriano on Thursday June 29, 2023 @04:30PM
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Translated from non incriminating corporate speak to plain English:
"We have to been seen doing something, the election cycle is fast approaching. What if we go after Comcast?"
"They gave a important senators son a no show job so they are off limits for the time being"
"Amazon?"
"Let me check, actually they haven't done much for us lately, let's shake them down, if they give my cousin a few million for consulting we give them a small fine, if not we give them the law"
"We have to been seen doing something, the election cycle is fast approaching. What if we go after Comcast?"
"They gave a important senators son a no show job so they are off limits for the time being"
"Amazon?"
"Let me check, actually they haven't done much for us lately, let's shake them down, if they give my cousin a few million for consulting we give them a small fine, if not we give them the law"