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I could easily fly up the shoulder at 40mph in a 60 zone bypassing all the stopped traffic.
Could drive down the sidewalk at a 20mph pace.
I can still weave though traffic as long as I don't go too far over the speed limit (assuming this device tracks location and speed).
I can still tailgate the fuck out of anybody.
I can still use my phone while driving.
I can be completely wasted and probably not set the thing off.
But don't you dare hit your brakes too hard!!!
I could easily fly up the shoulder at 40mph in a 60 zone bypassing all the stopped traffic.
Could drive down the sidewalk at a 20mph pace.
I can still weave though traffic as long as I don't go too far over the speed limit (assuming this device tracks location and speed).
I can still tailgate the fuck out of anybody.
I can still use my phone while driving.
I can be completely wasted and probably not set the thing off.
But don't you dare hit your brakes too hard!!!