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Re:Noticing when an app is only hosted in us-east-1 by Dalewyn on Thursday June 29, 2023 @04:14AM (#36517764)
>If your app has to make 40 requests pulling in js files, CSS files fonts, API calls etc. to show something useful that will be visibly slow

To put this in a way the common man can appreciate, imagine you're at a restaurant and you ordered some clam chowder and your waiter brings it to you.

If the waiter brings you the chowder complete in one bowl, you get the chowder then and there. That is HN and most websites from ye olde Web 1.0 days.

Waiter: "Your clam chowder, sir."

You: "Thanks!"

If the waiter brings you the chowder piece by piece, spoon by spoon on the other hand...

Waiter: "Your bowl, sir."

You: "I thought I ordered clam chowder?"

Waiter: "Your clam, sir."

You: "Uhh--"

Waiter: "Another clam, sir."

You: "What are yo--"

Waiter: "Some soup, sir."

You: "..."

Waiter: "An onion, sir."

Waiter: "Another clam, sir."

Waiter: "A potato, sir."

Waiter: "Another onion, sir."

Waiter: "Some more soup, sir."

<An eternity later...>

Waiter: "And your spoon, sir."

You: "What the fuck."

Re:Noticing when an app is only hosted in us-east-1 by parasti on Thursday June 29, 2023 @05:40AM (#36518323)
If the waiter prioritized the spoon request, you could start eating a lot sooner.
Re:Noticing when an app is only hosted in us-east-1 by hutzlibu on Thursday June 29, 2023 @06:08AM (#36518504)
Oh, then we could write a new framework, for optimizing the load order, so people can at least enjoy some banner, while they wait for the real meal.
Re:Noticing when an app is only hosted in us-east-1 by steveBK123 on Thursday June 29, 2023 @08:43AM (#36519608)
as the content within the bowl move around as it continues to load
Re:Noticing when an app is only hosted in us-east-1 by constantly on Thursday June 29, 2023 @08:21AM (#36519439)
“RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:CHECK THIS OUT ABOUT MODERN WEB DEV LOL!”