Hmmm.. Could explain why this person is fuck.. excuse me "consumating" his sugary drinks rather than drinking them.

Here's what I want to know, has anyone done any studies on what happens when sugars enter the penis? Is it better or worse than drinking the beverage? OP might be well advised to avoid fucking his beverages.

Sugar in the urethra can lead to urinary tract infections, which is why sounding with candy is not advised.

yeah they did that study. you popped out.

I'd say low blow but I wouldn't want to get your mom excited.

> surprisingly common at 1 in 30,000

You should reevaluate what you consider common. Schizophrenia, a condition you probably rarely witness in every day life, is around 1 in 100. You don't interact with 30,000 people even over the course of a year.

Visibility has little impact on commonness. Something can be ubiquitous and invisible. That doesn't make something common-but-less-so rare.