"Money don't buy what you really need
    It make an ice man cry, it make a stone man bleed

    But when you get right down to it, no matter who you are
    It rules your life like a virgin queen
    One day you might get over it, but in the meantime
    It rules the world like a green machine"

    -- The Alan Parsons Project, "Money Talks"

That truth is why I hate money.