That whole thing seems to beg some uncomfortable questions. I mean yes, I'm of WV descent but that isn't how we get our pets.
I am a Millennial from Europe, and I am well acquainted with the alienation of my generation, but the dog mommy thing doesn't exist in the country I'm from, and sounds something a suburban mom in her 40s would say. It makes me cringe.
I had dogs and cats growing up, and I considered my "mates" or friends rather than my children. They lived in the house, able to come and go outside, but were absolutely forbidden from sleeping on beds (except cats when the beds are empty because they don't care) or from soliciting food at the table while we were eating.
This reminds me of some sci-fi movies I think, such as "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". Also cults.
In the America I grew up in, dogs were almost always outdoor animals, and people did NOT sleep with them (how gross).
That changed somehow in the last 20 years. Now it seems like half of Americans sleep with a dog.