I too find it hard to believe that there are COs who think.

Reminds me of a line from this article "My results show that green is my dominant color (analytical, curious) and orange is my secondary (free and spontaneous). Green is a rare personality type at Winn. Miss Blanchard doesn’t offer any examples of how greens can be useful in a prison."

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/06/cca-private-pri...

Someone out there is so afraid of astral projection that they've also taken the steps of banning maps of the moon: https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1177621471314755584

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, someone in the administration will have a lot of explaining to do."