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Re:PHP: v8.js by killitwithfire on Friday February 24, 2012 @11:51AM (#3629807)
do. not. want. If you think this is anything but the worst idea ever - trust me; you're doing it wrong.
Re:PHP: v8.js by geon on Friday February 24, 2012 @12:32PM (#3629997)
I wouldn't want it as a base for developing something new, but if you are knee deep in some old, smelly codebase that should be fixed yesterday, I can definately see how it could be usefull.
Re:PHP: v8.js by mistercow on Friday February 24, 2012 @12:17PM (#3629934)
Can you elaborate?
Re:PHP: v8.js by killitwithfire on Friday February 24, 2012 @12:56PM (#3630114)
Let's see. Practically - a web templating language with weakly-typed bolt-on OO 'featurettes' now has an embeddable, weakly-typed, object-oriented scripting language. Hello run-time heisenbugs that can NEVER be unit tested nor debugged.

Anecdotally - let's face it; there is no shortage of crappy php and javascript out there. This is an open invitation to merge the two into one extraordinary megaclusterfark.

Re:PHP: v8.js by mistercow on Friday February 24, 2012 @05:02PM (#3631293)
Yes, but it could still be legitimately useful. Show me a powerful technology and I'll tell you how it can be misused, but that won't invalidate its potential usefulness.