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Re:PHP: v8.js on Friday February 24, 2012 @12:56PM (#3630114)
Let's see. Practically - a web templating language with weakly-typed bolt-on OO 'featurettes' now has an embeddable, weakly-typed, object-oriented scripting language. Hello run-time heisenbugs that can NEVER be unit tested nor debugged.

Anecdotally - let's face it; there is no shortage of crappy php and javascript out there. This is an open invitation to merge the two into one extraordinary megaclusterfark.

Re:PHP: v8.js on Friday February 24, 2012 @11:51AM (#3629807)
do. not. want. If you think this is anything but the worst idea ever - trust me; you're doing it wrong.
Re:New version of Apache HTTP Server released on Tuesday February 21, 2012 @12:16PM (#3617197)
brilliant. Shouldn't you be catching up on your codeacademy classes?