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Re:Why Do Cats Knead? by MrOwnPut on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:45PM (#36260495)
Never heard that one.

Also common to say they're "making biscuits".

When our cat comes to sleep w/ us we ask him to make some biscuits, he usually does.

If you're lucky and the biscuits line up he'll give you a nice massage.

Re:Why Do Cats Knead? by shagie on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:27PM (#36261066)
A few years ago, Friskies did a comedercial (it's a word I just made up) series narrated by Zefrank of "True Facts" and the "Sad Dog Diary" fame called "Dear Kitten". They are quite amusing... at least I find them amusing.

The relevant one is Dear Kitten: The Art Of Massage - https://youtu.be/ksZ5SyyfHJ0

> Dear kitten I need to give you a little history lesson. Hundreds of thousands of years ago we cats were given a choice. Either we could learn the art of swimming and become a seafaring creature or we could choose the gift of the art of massage. I think it's obvious which one we chose. Massage. To this day we must exercise our duty to massage everything. We alone can exercise this alternating gentle touch with a little aftertaste of claws digging in the flesh.

Re:Why Do Cats Knead? by gsich on Friday June 09, 2023 @08:27PM (#36266224)