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Re:Elephants may be domesticating themselves by FredPret on Tuesday May 23, 2023 @02:46PM (#36048946)
If sharks can be in a tornado, elephants can all jump and cause an earthquake!
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Re:Elephants may be domesticating themselves by TeMPOraL on Tuesday May 23, 2023 @06:32PM (#36051692)
Tie that up with some mis-reading of ancient Mayan calendar that turned out to be talking about 2024, a comet crashing into the Moon, with elephants reacting to the scarred lunar surface by synchronous jumping. Cue emergency space mission, where our heroes race against the clock to re-paint the Moon, so the elephants stop jumping while there's still some civilization left to return to.
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