Not everyone is a speech absolutist, that doesn't make them hypocrites.

In fact, as speech absolutists have taken over a few platforms, we've discovered that the primary hypocrisy surrounding speech is that there's a lot of people who claim to be speech absolutists, but aren't when push comes to shove.

If you eat bread, you must also eat shit. If you don't, you're a hypocrite.

It's astounding how many people are incapable of making judgments except along artificial lines given to them by sophists.