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Re:No, the King doesn't own all the swans in Britain by amiga386 on Sunday April 30, 2023 @11:22PM (#35768768)
> the stupid palace guards and all that pomp

> I don't think this amount of pompous touristy bullshit surrounds any other modern monarch.

Ahem.

Hans Majestet Kongens Garde (Norway): https://www.royalcourt.no/artikkel.html?tid=29281

Den Kongelige Livgarde (Denmark): https://www.kongehuset.dk/en/palaces-and-the-royal-yacht/cha...

Livgardet (Sweden): https://www.forsvarsmakten.se/en/activities/events/the-royal...

Guardia Real (Spain): https://www.esmadrid.com/en/whats-on/changing-guard-royal-pa...

What is the purpose of an army? To defend their nation. What is the essence of a monarchic nation? ... Armies in monarchies tend to have these type of honour guards and traditions, even if their typical audience is tourists. Armies in republics also love a bit of pomp and circumstance and will gladly show off their troops marching, their aerial acrobatics, their latest hardware, etc.

Re:No, the King doesn't own all the swans in Britain by esperent on Sunday April 30, 2023 @11:59PM (#35768961)
> Armies in republics also love a bit of pomp and circumstance

Also mostly stupid and hilariously anachronistic, in my opinion. The videos of Indian and Pakistani border guards showing off to each other comes particularly to mind.

Re:No, the King doesn't own all the swans in Britain by macintux on Monday May 01, 2023 @03:17PM (#35777735)
I’d rather they show off to each other than shoot at each other. Anything that reinforces their fundamental similarities has to count as a good thing.
Re:No, the King doesn't own all the swans in Britain by ElFitz on Monday May 01, 2023 @01:08AM (#35769292)
> Armies in republics also love a bit of pomp and circumstance and will gladly show off their troops

France does. But then it is often said we elect a monarch, not a president.

Re:No, the King doesn't own all the swans in Britain by sofixa on Monday May 01, 2023 @05:00AM (#35770505)
Lots of countries do this, not only France. Military parades are an easy way to remember and commemorate the fallen in battles, and to remind the civilian population of the magnificent army protecting them.

But to your other point, yep, the French Fifth Republic has a very strong President figure (not a monarch on a few important distinctions like succession, but still). And after the failures of the Third and Fourth Republics that showed that compromise is complicated to achieve and without a strong position somewhere there is just pure chaos and instability, it was the only way forward.