Or “Beer me”.

Or “Beer”.

NORM!

You can even get two of them down to a single syllable.

"Beer?"

"Loo?"

"Wifi?"

Written with an extra character which indicates tone. English has the meaningless 'do' but even that can be done away with should you so choose.

I always think like whenever these comparisons are made people they're from people who must think in quite stilted English because of their education.

There are some interesting comparisons to be made but comparing highly formalised english as though it's the only way to speak it is not how they should be made.

This definitely is the one that comes to mind. It is a special case though, it would be unusual to say “soup me.”

Verbing. It's a thing.

Sure is.

It is funny that verbing is thought of as a sort of language hack. Meanwhile, nouning is basically built into the language via the -er suffix.

"You have wifi?"