I woke up in the middle of the night and of course opened up HN. This was near the top and was an interesting read.

I told my GF that last night I had insomnia and found myself researching why Aztec monks die when picking up a relic, and that doing so resulted in plumbing the depths of an important computer science topic.

She said "Sounds like you were reading Hacker News". She knows me so well now :)