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Re:Smart and snarky Why do databases exist? [video] by JAA1337 on Thursday April 13, 2023 @08:34AM (#35554419)
The personas are pretty hilarious. Sudo astrophysicist and myoptic middle manager discuss why databases even exist.

Cain and Abel create a deadlock?

You could replicate your clothes drawer?

Re:Smart and snarky Why do databases exist? [video] by Clockbolt on Thursday April 13, 2023 @11:43AM (#35557188)
Hahaha "Imagine if your dresser drawers get rusty and you can't open them. Well, you probably should have been running two dressers concurrently"

Amazing stuff

Re:Smart and snarky Why do databases exist? [video] by vksql on Thursday April 13, 2023 @11:43AM (#35557190)
Funny and informative!
Re:Smart and snarky Why do databases exist? [video] by andrea_cap on Monday April 17, 2023 @11:35AM (#35602325)
Love it!