Re:RFC 1925: The Twelve Networking Truths
by edw519 on Sunday February 05, 2012 @09:52AM
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(0) For every fundamental truth, there exists a counterexample:
(1) It Has To Work.
Counterexample: U.S. healthcare.
(2a) No matter how hard you try, you can't make a baby in much less than 9 months.
Counterexample: adoption.
(3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.
Counterexample: Who cares? </resumes eating his BLT>
(4) Some things in life can never be fully appreciated nor understood unless experienced firsthand.
Counterexample: Microsoft Windows.
(5) It is always possible to aglutenate multiple separate problems into a single complex interdependent solution. In most cases this is a bad idea.
Counterexample: U.S. Constitution.
6. It is easier to move a problem around (for example, by moving the problem to a different part of the overall network architecture) than it is to solve it.
Counterexample: Joe Biden's speeches.
(7a) (corollary). Good, Fast, Cheap: Pick any two (you can't have all three).
Counterexample: Five Guys.
(8) It is more complicated than you think.
Counterexample: "All you lawyers do is complicate situations that aren't complicated." - Erin Brokovich
9. For all resources, whatever it is, you need more.
Counterexample: calories.
(10) One size never fits all.
Counterexample: Pencil and paper.
(11) Every old idea will be proposed again with a different name and a different presentation, regardless of whether it works.
Counterexample: suicide.
(12) In protocol design, perfection has been reached not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Re:RFC 1925: The Twelve Networking Truths
by ars on Sunday February 05, 2012 @02:39PM
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Your counterexamples for the most part make make no sense. I feel like I should give a line by line rebuttal, but that's probably giving your joke more attention that it deserves.
(1) It Has To Work.
Counterexample: U.S. healthcare.
(2a) No matter how hard you try, you can't make a baby in much less than 9 months.
Counterexample: adoption.
(3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.
Counterexample: Who cares? </resumes eating his BLT>
(4) Some things in life can never be fully appreciated nor understood unless experienced firsthand.
Counterexample: Microsoft Windows.
(5) It is always possible to aglutenate multiple separate problems into a single complex interdependent solution. In most cases this is a bad idea.
Counterexample: U.S. Constitution.
6. It is easier to move a problem around (for example, by moving the problem to a different part of the overall network architecture) than it is to solve it.
Counterexample: Joe Biden's speeches.
(7a) (corollary). Good, Fast, Cheap: Pick any two (you can't have all three).
Counterexample: Five Guys.
(8) It is more complicated than you think.
Counterexample: "All you lawyers do is complicate situations that aren't complicated." - Erin Brokovich
9. For all resources, whatever it is, you need more.
Counterexample: calories.
(10) One size never fits all.
Counterexample: Pencil and paper.
(11) Every old idea will be proposed again with a different name and a different presentation, regardless of whether it works.
Counterexample: suicide.
(12) In protocol design, perfection has been reached not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Counterexample: Hacker News.