It’s not to say being an alcoholic is easier per se, but whatever specific substance a person is abusing is going to be what their body demands to feel relief. If you’re addicted to pain meds, alcohol intoxication isn’t going to be the sensation your body will fiendishly crave.
Highs aren't fungible in the way you're describing. Don't mistake "I begrudgingly took a worse opiod because I couldn't get the one I want" for "I'm fine with anything"
It doesn’t matter because you can’t just push-button swap chemical dependencies.
Try, and you’re likely to end up dead or addicted to both the one you tried to switch from and the one you tried to switch to.
Stick to crypto Monero, I think your talents will be better suited there.
And by the way, the equivalent death of an alcoholic (happens to millions of people every day) would be an agonizing death with gastrointestinal bleeding, maybe cirrhosis, maybe a long period of disability before (which effectivel can mean death if you're homeless)...
As others have already said, you pretend to understand problems which you obviously have not experienced or witnessed at close yourself.
Your "I'd rather be" sounds like "They should rather eat pie" to any person with any kind of empathy or emotional connection to addicted humans.
That being said, yeah, I'll too rather not be addicted, as addiction to hard drugs (including alcohol) means pure agony. Why does anyone "choose" agony then?
Overcoming any serious addiction is a personal, social and medical problem requiring lots resources, luck and extreme willpower.
I'd say, a form of willpower that people comparing addiction to sheer indulgence cannot even grasp.
Beating addiction is not simply a decision, although an individual decision is of course required. Seeing that as the root of the problem is a flawed view from outside that contradicts everything we know about how human brains (and lifes) work.