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Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by TylerE on Friday April 07, 2023 @05:34PM (#35487279)
What about something a bit more...positive? PureTV?
Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by gpm on Friday April 07, 2023 @05:40PM (#35487354)
Or SimplyTV
Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by TylerE on Friday April 07, 2023 @05:41PM (#35487359)
Yeah, that was one of my first thoughts, but I figure SimpliSafe probably owns the trademark for household electronics.
Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by tanelpoder on Friday April 07, 2023 @05:49PM (#35487443)
Basic.tv

Edit: as in you have to code BASIC to change the channel

Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by dublin on Friday April 07, 2023 @06:59PM (#35488195)
GOTO no longer considered unsafe! (Actually, it never really was all that unsafe, anyway, the function guys just established themselves as the new programming hipsters...)
Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by ryandrake on Friday April 07, 2023 @06:11PM (#35487676)
JusTV
Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by ufo on Friday April 07, 2023 @06:45PM (#35488036)
Perhaps too close to justin.tv (aka Amazon®)
Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by mosquitobiten on Friday April 07, 2023 @08:02PM (#35488807)
jusTiVi
Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by xen2xen1 on Friday April 07, 2023 @06:45PM (#35488043)
Taken for a product that bleeps out cuss words IIRC.
Re:Ask Wirecutter: Can You Recommend a Not-Smart TV for Me? by larrywright on Friday April 07, 2023 @06:48PM (#35488071)
This sounds a little too close to PureFlix, which is a streaming service for family friendly/religious content.