Re:Western Digital cloud services down for 4 days
by expertentipp on Friday April 07, 2023 @02:48AM
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Fred was impatiently mumbling about one service, need to refactor it or something. What a maniac. We are busy with kubernaytez and ay-eye. Would a chat work instead of status page perhaps?
Re:Western Digital cloud services down for 4 days
by lionkor on Friday April 07, 2023 @04:58AM
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> Would a chat work instead of status page perhaps?
That is truly an expertentipp.
Re:Western Digital cloud services down for 4 days
by skeeter2020 on Friday April 07, 2023 @10:09AM
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Fred has been laid off. Monica and Charles over in Marketing handle status updates now with generic tweets about how we care deeply about our customers and lots of cool emojis
Re:Western Digital cloud services down for 4 days
by alexjplant on Friday April 07, 2023 @05:24PM
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Am I the only person on the Earth that enjoys using Kubernetes?
Running it yourself or having to deal with buying it from IBM is no fun at all but GKE works great and beats the ever-living hell out of managing server state. JMO.
Re:Western Digital cloud services down for 4 days
by expertentipp on Saturday April 08, 2023 @03:57AM
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Alex but what we need is a status page. Status. Page.
Re:Western Digital cloud services down for 4 days
by cynicalsecurity on Friday April 07, 2023 @03:43AM
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It's not like this. Corporations are actually lying and just putting up static pages to fool their customers. Fred simply does what he was assigned to.
"Oh, Fred, that status page thing, is it done?"
"Yep, I got this perl script, it even updates the timestamp automatically! update_status.pl <intensity> <reason>".
"Good enough, ship it."
(sometime in the future - the site goes down)
Oh, where's that perl script? Fred went on vacation...