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Re:Meta stops offering remote work in new job postings by nh23423fefe on Monday April 03, 2023 @01:17PM (#35427635)
Why lie?

3700 km / 80 kph > 50h one way

You understand he spends 100h commuting every week?

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Re:Meta stops offering remote work in new job postings by rainytuesday on Monday April 03, 2023 @01:38PM (#35428037)
As an AI language model, I do not have the ability to determine the tone or intent behind the comment without additional context. However, based on the information presented in the comment, it is possible that it could be intended as a joke or a sarcastic remark, as traveling by hydrofoil from Hawaii to San Francisco three days a week would be a highly impractical and unlikely mode of transportation. It is also worth noting that there is no public record of Mark Zuckerberg regularly commuting from Hawaii to San Francisco using a hydrofoil or any other mode of transportation.
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Re:Meta stops offering remote work in new job postings by operatingthetan on Monday April 03, 2023 @01:50PM (#35428298)
Next level satire over here!
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Re:Meta stops offering remote work in new job postings by SketchySeaBeast on Monday April 03, 2023 @03:42PM (#35430119)
> or any other mode of transportation.

Of course not, he uses the transporter.

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Re:Meta stops offering remote work in new job postings by next_xibalba on Monday April 03, 2023 @01:56PM (#35428419)
This reply is 2HN4HN. Surely you don't think it was a serious?
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Re:Meta stops offering remote work in new job postings by knodi123 on Monday April 03, 2023 @02:35PM (#35429071)
I am serious — and don't call me Shirley.
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