Thanks for the tip, but I have a follow up question. When is best to pour an oblation of goat's blood to the Dark Lord? Is it just as I'm defenestrating the laptop or while it is midway in its descent? I've heard that's also part of the puzzle.

I just ask ChatGPT at least 5 times using different prompts then take the most frequent response. The result is aligned correctly as long as you don’t resize the browser window.

Start pouring as the laptop leaves your hands, keep the stream going until it kisses the ground. The idea is having a rain of blood around it for the whole trip down.

Garden sprinkler can may be a useful tool in this circumstance.

Let's take this offline, we need to get alignment from a few AIs on this one.