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Re:How deep is the rot in America’s banking industry? by csomar on Thursday March 16, 2023 @11:35PM (#35192693)
Janet has just declared that. The Banana court will determine whether you are worthy of full insurance or not. As a bank. I wouldn't be surprised if we have more of these in the future, that the insured parties will be favored too. "Oh, we are only covering X and Y, because they are systemically important to the rest of the economy".

Buy Banana futures while it's still cheap.

Re:How deep is the rot in America’s banking industry? by shapefrog on Friday March 17, 2023 @07:02AM (#35195422)
> Janet has just declared that.

Since 1933.

It always has been.