If it truly was like ordering a meal or picking some clothes I’d easily just swipe through profiles, pick a woman that meets all my criteria and have her delivered to my door so we can get to know each other and start our life together, raising kids and living a rich life of luxury funded by tech money.

Instead it’s more like ordering food, except the restaurant never makes it, or the door dasher eats your meal, or the order was wrong, or you get food poisoning and spend the night hugging a toilet vomiting your guts out. And when you go to write your review, it’s flagged and deleted. So you decide to just cook at home.