You Cannot Have Exactly-Once Delivery

Re:You Cannot Have Exactly-Once Delivery by candiddevmike on Wednesday March 01, 2023 @03:18PM (#34987727)

I'd tell you an exactly once delivery joke but you may not get it.

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Re:You Cannot Have Exactly-Once Delivery by danw1979 on Wednesday March 01, 2023 @04:10PM (#34988396)

I’d tell you an idempotency joke but I think you might have heard it before…

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Re:You Cannot Have Exactly-Once Delivery by setuids on Wednesday March 01, 2023 @05:02PM (#34988968)

I'm sure it won't make a difference

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Re:You Cannot Have Exactly-Once Delivery by yamtaddle on Wednesday March 01, 2023 @05:12PM (#34989068)

You can go ahead. It won't modify the state-of-having-heard-it.

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Re:You Cannot Have Exactly-Once Delivery by antod on Wednesday March 01, 2023 @04:22PM (#34988530)

"Now listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

I suspect that quote will meet Resistance.

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