You could just actually respond to what I said, instead of your made up version that has no resemblance to the words I wrote. That would definitely make me feel less annoyed about this conversation.

Or you could just ignore me. Allowing yourself to be emotionally compromised by an anonymous stranger on the internet is not a good thing. I'm not going to continue this discussion because I generally think it's a net negative for you. I wish you all the best.

It's actually totally normal to be annoyed by people who rudely put words in your mouth - you'd understand this if you ever had a normal social interaction. Couching this as you doing me some sort of favor, because I cannot navigate my own emotions, is just more of the same dishonesty from you. Rude and obnoxious.

You guys, as funny as this is to follow, pls take a break from the computer.

:)

You too, take a break.

"you doing me some sort of favor"

You're welcome!

A response so misguided that it'd make me think you were illiterate if you weren't so obviously disingenuous

Of course I'm disingenuous. I can't figure out why you're still responding to me when I am being so obvious :)

I guess the foolish belief that you'd eventually develop some kind of self-respect

No, I don't think you can help yourself. You have to get the last word in and you have to ensure it's an insult. At this point you are emotionally compromised, you can't stop yourself. I'm sorry for breaking you.

:)

Entirely a projection

"No, I don't think you can help yourself. You have to get the last word in and you have to ensure it's an insult. At this point you are emotionally compromised, you can't stop yourself"

I think I've proven my point. I'll call the game now. All the best:)

It really doesn't have to be nasty at all.