But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”

Two books? Hah, I have one book in each ear, read one with each eye and use my fingers to read an additional two written in braille.

"an additional two written in braille."

So you've only got two fingers, huh? Time to 10X your knowledge stream brah!!!

You can improve with using your feet too

Very unrealistic, how can I do that while running a marathon?

That’s a startup idea! Braille display shoes. Read 10 characters at a time inside your shoes!

Shit up and take my money, to the moon!