Big Data Is Dead

Re:Big Data Is Dead by karmajunkie on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @12:59PM (#34696319)

"Data launderer" would be a good job title...

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by wolf550e on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @01:41PM (#34697073)

The data is not laundered. Preconceived ideas and biases are laundered and given scientific sounding justifications.

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by e12e on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @01:54PM (#34697293)

Concept Confirmer, Bias Booster?

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by barbecue_sauce on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @03:35PM (#34699118)

Context Provider.

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by e12e on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @04:38PM (#34700141)

Affirmation Artificier?

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by MonkeyClub on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @05:32PM (#34700784)

Assessment Assurance, for double the bang.

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by BLKNSLVR on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @10:38PM (#34703818)

Cherry Picker

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by MonkeyClub on Wednesday February 08, 2023 @10:30AM (#34709384)

Good role for all Perky Cheekers, surely!

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by Phrenzy on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @01:21PM (#34696739)

That would imply the data is clean when they are finished. GIGO

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by hermitcrab on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @04:19PM (#34699831)

Most data is very dirty.

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by ryanwaggoner on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @06:11PM (#34701282)

Decision laundering. Take in dirty decisions and produce clean ones.

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Re:Big Data Is Dead by yMEyUyNE1 on Wednesday February 08, 2023 @12:58AM (#34704667)

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