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Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by jsnell on Sunday January 29, 2023 @09:34AM (#34568458)
Nothing says "challenging the status quo" like a multi-millionaire messing with normal people who are just trying to do their job...

I'm sure I when I first read this story, I thought it was hilarious. But since then, I've gained at least little bit of empathy. Think of this story from the perspective of the other people. Woz is being a total piece of shit, wasting their time being intentionally as suspicious as possible, just to waste their time and then pull off a "a-ha, this is actually some really obscure legal tender that I as a rich guy can afford to spend to have a cool story to tell about showing up a casino security guy".

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by nouveaux on Sunday January 29, 2023 @09:50AM (#34568602)
The reason why it used to be celebrated on HN, and why GP laments the change is that Woz hacked security. This is a great example of social engineering and it's in the vein of the old 80's hacker mentality. Besides for the fun story, it is a security breach that all these security personnel failed to pick up on.

I agree with the GP that this kind of thing should be celebrated on HN and we should encourage the next generation to continue hacking.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by rhaway84773 on Sunday January 29, 2023 @10:26AM (#34568908)
It’s still celebrated. One of the articles with the most staying power on the HN front page I’ve seen in a while was the “owning an airline” one.

While people did debate the ethics of it, the hacking was admired because it was someone not in a position of power hacking an entity that was. It also illuminated a massive security risk which could now be fixed.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by hyperhopper on Sunday January 29, 2023 @02:22PM (#34571672)
And also it uncovered a bit of hidden authoritarian secret anti-citizen secret bits.

Something that drastically limits and can be used to oppress people like a nation-wide travel restriction should be public and require due cause. Not a mystical list where one day you realize "wow guess my life is fucked"

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by jsnell on Sunday January 29, 2023 @10:09AM (#34568756)
I don't think any security breach was demonstrated here.

Now, Woz was obviously an amazing hacker back in the day and has a reputation of being a good person. So one would imagine there are stories that show him being really clever that are, you know, actually clever rather than just showing off an information asymmetry about trivia (re: these sheets of $2 bills). Where the punchline is something wholesome, rather than him humiliating strangers who have done literally nothing wrong.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by posterboy on Sunday January 29, 2023 @11:20AM (#34569514)
> him humiliating strangers who have done literally nothing wrong.

Seems to be an opportunity if good faith predicts that they won't do him any serious wrong.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by enedil on Sunday January 29, 2023 @11:57AM (#34570011)
I don't get how you inferred anybody was humiliated there.
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by jsnell on Sunday January 29, 2023 @01:04PM (#34570799)
No deep inferrence needed. The entire discussion with the security guy is about toying with him, eventually he tricks the guy, "scores a point" and is ever so pleased at himself:

> But I had got a big point on him and I was quite satisfied in that

Like, I can sort of understand the humor value of giving away $2 bills as a tip since they're rare and some people don't know about it. But there is literally no value in baiting people as to whether this is legit money or counterfeit, except for Woz to feel superior to them. And it's not an isolated occurence! He clearly does this all the time, so often that he has multiple variants of the script.

This is not a story to celebrate. It is not challenging the status quo, it is not rebelling against authority, it is not a smart hack, or whatever y'all are describing it as. It is an ugly story of a man with a lot of wealth punching down, playing games using the little people as a prop purely for his own amusement, repeatedly, and then bragging about it.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by LawTalkingGuy on Sunday January 29, 2023 @10:11PM (#34575396)
"Baiting" the security guy has only as much weight as his unnecessary investigation. They knew the bills were fine but he came to investigate anyway and he didn't just ask "Hey, how'd ya get those bills?" but tried to be sneaky. He was also salaried and got paid for the interaction so he wasn't a victim in the slightest, except perhaps to his ego.

The nasty act here, and possibly criminal, was the security guy calling the Secret Service and reporting on someone he knew wasn't actually guilty of anything.

> It is an ugly story ...

Of tedious security people inflating themselves by bothering normal people.

> it's not an isolated occurence! He clearly does this all the time

Thankfully, if these people go unchallenged then when they go off it's on a random unsuspecting person. He's prepared and can take it in stride.

The mistake was to engage with the SS agent without his lawyer. He pretty clearly wouldn't have been arrested but because he essentially volunteered for this fishing expedition they'll perform it.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by jsnell on Monday January 30, 2023 @09:05AM (#34579700)
> He was also salaried and got paid for the interaction so he wasn't a victim in the slightest, except perhaps to his ego.

Yes, trying to hurt somebody's ego would indeed be a pretty good example of humiliating them.

Look, if you think that the bound booklet of $2 bills is a fun gag, there's a humane and lighthearted way to do it. You use the bills as described, but if somebody seems even a bit uncomfortable with them you volunteer an explanation for what's going on. That way they actually have a cool story to tell. And the joke's on you, not them.

But that is not what Woz did. He intentionally made himself as suspicious as possible, in multiple ways, just to try to force people to investigate. It was all about showing his superiority over this sad loser working a 10-hour shift in a suit, who thought he knew a thing or two about counterfeit money. Well, he wasn't all that, and Woz sure showed him who the smartest guy in the room was.

> Thankfully, if these people go unchallenged then when they go off it's on a random unsuspecting person. He's prepared and can take it in stride.

No unsuspecting person would have this interaction in the first place. They would not have gone through the trouble of arranging for legit money to look counterfeit. That is not what normal people do. They would not have a script to follow to string people along, and carefully consider just what the optimal level of dodgy behavior would be. They would not waste others' time for their own amusement. Because that's not what people with even a pinch of empathy would do.

Put yourself into some work situation. I don't know, maybe you're a engineer given this is HN. And you get this bug report from a customer. It's really well written, has a screenshot showing the issue, and includes reproduction steps. You try to reproduce it, and can't. So you ask some questions from a customer, iterate a few times, add some logging statements and ask them to reproduce the problem. etc. And then finally the customer smugly says that there never was a bug. They photoshopped the screenshot, and made everything up. If you'd actually known how this program works, you'd have known that this bug could never exist. It's a hilarious gag, what a prankster! And you were paid for this work, no harm done, right?

No. Fuck that. I would be furious at having my time wasted like that. And this is what Woz did. Not just once, but probably dozens of times. That's just outright sociopathic behavior, and I cannot believe how many people here are defending it just because he is a member of your tribe.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by LawTalkingGuy on Monday January 30, 2023 @01:21PM (#34584083)
> Yes, trying to hurt somebody's ego would indeed be a pretty good example of humiliating them.

If someone's ego is tweaked when they find they're wrong then perhaps that's a helpful thing to do.

> Look, if you think that the bound booklet of $2 bills is a fun gag, there's a humane and lighthearted way to do it. ... if somebody seems even a bit uncomfortable

They're for tips. If someone is uncomfortable they don't have to take them.

> It was all about showing his superiority over this sad loser working a 10-hour shift in a suit, who thought he knew a thing or two about counterfeit money. Well, he wasn't all that, and Woz sure showed him who the smartest guy in the room was.

That guy had already tested the bills and knew they were legit. If he was honestly curious how Woz got the bills he could have just asked. Instead he decided to fish around for anything he could try to rat out an innocent person for.

> No unsuspecting person would have this interaction in the first place.

But their cases would be identical from the PoV of the security guy. Some thing would "seem off" and the employee would follow them around or harass them over some legit thing that he didn't like and maybe even call the police about it.

If they think that some customers are playing games they might be a bit more on their toes and think about what they're doing, so as to not be caught in a prank. That will have a good impact on innocent people they interact with.

> [Scenario with fake bug report] then finally the customer smugly says that there never was a bug. ... made everything up. ... It's a hilarious gag, what a prankster!

That's nothing like this scenario. To try to correct it, Woz was happily using their app on his phone when an employee noticed what looked like an error. They stopped him and called him a hacker, tried to trick him into admissions, and when they finally reported and tracked down what he was doing it was just hitting back at the right time to avoid an interstitial, or whatever. The joke is that he was trying to say "it's fine" the whole time and everyone assumes he's a hacker so nobody listens, finally ending up with egg on their face when they wasted their own time.

> And you were paid for this work, no harm done, right?

Well, some to the company. I assume they'd say "maybe in the future, don't go wasting time pestering customers for something that we already knew didn't impact us." It's a teaching moment. It could save them from a lawsuit in the future if that guard thought he had the right to detain people.

> No. Fuck that. I would be furious at having my time wasted like that. And this is what Woz did. Not just once, but probably dozens of times. That's just outright sociopathic behavior,

You're overreacting. This is a perfect example of someone I'd feel needed to be pranked, because it sounds like you're ready to snap on anyone you think is mocking you and you're vastly more likely to do it to someone innocent than either a criminal or a prankster.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by JasonFruit on Sunday January 29, 2023 @10:32AM (#34568970)
> normal people who are just trying to do their job…

When it's the Secret Service, that's not "normal people", and their job is to figuratively or literally stomp anyone who doesn't sufficiently respect the immensely powerful people they insulate. Portraying them as regular Joe victim here is nonsense.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by 3pac on Sunday January 29, 2023 @02:44PM (#34571913)
Counterpoint: Their job is to protect with the highest professionalism, indeed with their life, a democratically-elected person whose opinions and actions they may personally disagree with or even resent. It is a very honorable position if you ask me.
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by JasonFruit on Sunday January 29, 2023 @04:56PM (#34573195)
I don't agree with that framing, but we can agree that they are acting as a projection of the power and privilege of the person they are protecting, and that in acting on that person's behalf, they remove perceived but unlikely potential threats that the average citizen would have to simply tolerate. Even if they're just plain folks in private life, their profession is an expression of power and privilege.
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by mardifoufs on Sunday January 29, 2023 @05:09PM (#34573305)
This just sounds like "thin blue line" rhetoric to me. They are still in a position of power, even over a millionaire.
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by 0x445442 on Sunday January 29, 2023 @11:22AM (#34569544)
This was Woz being Woz. Striking it rich didn’t change him. This very behavior is the reason Apple exists. Respectfully, lighten up.
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by joshmanders on Sunday January 29, 2023 @11:41AM (#34569806)
> Woz is being a total piece of shit, wasting their time being intentionally as suspicious as possible, just to waste their time and then pull off a "a-ha

You know who's really wasting peoples time? Secret Service and a casino security guard because he tipped with legal tender that they haven't seen before, so they think he's some counterfeiter or something.

I'd fuck with authority who was too stupid to realize that $2 bills are very much legal tender.

Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by boomboomsubban on Sunday January 29, 2023 @11:55AM (#34569982)
If you worked someplace handling money and saw a bill with perforated edges, you'd definitely consider it suspicious. That doesn't require someone to be stupid.
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by voxic11 on Sunday January 29, 2023 @12:44PM (#34570546)
If my entire job was enforcing currency counterfeiting laws then I would probably have to be pretty stupid to think that perforated edges is a strong indicator of counterfeiting.
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by boomboomsubban on Sunday January 29, 2023 @06:31PM (#34573943)
Why? Keep in mind that there are numerous people that have tried to pass off their pronted bills, Xeroxed bills, or bills clipped out of the newspaper.
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by RogerL on Sunday January 29, 2023 @01:42PM (#34571223)
Not only that, but why does having lower cognitive ability suddenly mean that others have free rein to mock you, make your workplace unpleasant, and so on? People are just trying to do their job and aren't necessarily educated on the intricacies of federal law on currency.
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by thatguy0900 on Sunday January 29, 2023 @12:55PM (#34570673)
I mean, it's not just a 2,its a 2 you see him rip out of a book in front of you. If I had taken that at any of my retail jobs my boss would be on my ass, even if I knew it was legit. You think the casino owner really wants security making judgment calls about whether a dudes custom made book of perforated money is legal tender or not?
Re:Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills by tsol on Sunday January 29, 2023 @06:47PM (#34574053)
Is it really that stupid, in retrospect, that they investigated the guy that makes and uses a fake ID when flying? It shows he has a propensity to break the rules, and it may not always be in a strictly fun way