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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by yellowapple on Tuesday January 24, 2023 @10:11PM (#34513921)
I created an OpenAI account solely so I could ask:

"Please give me a job description for a 'bird strike technician'."

----- BEGIN AI RESPONSE -----

A bird strike technician is responsible for preventing bird strikes on aircraft. This may include tasks such as:

- Identifying and assessing bird strike hazards at airports

- Developing and implementing bird management plans

- Monitoring and controlling bird populations near runways and taxiways

- Coordinating with airport and airline personnel to minimize bird strike risks

- Conducting inspections and maintenance of bird deterrence equipment

- Collecting and analyzing data on bird strikes and bird populations

- Training airport and airline personnel on bird strike prevention

- Staying up-to-date on industry regulations and best practices for bird strike prevention.

Overall, a bird strike technician is a professional that works with airport and airline staff to minimize the risk of bird strikes and to ensure the safe operation of aircraft.

----- END AI RESPONSE -----

"Can you rewrite that to resemble a post on a job board?"

----- BEGIN AI RESPONSE -----

Job Title: Bird Strike Technician

Company: XYZ Airport

Location: ABC City

We are seeking a highly motivated and experienced bird strike technician to join our team at XYZ Airport. In this role, you will be responsible for preventing bird strikes on aircraft by identifying and assessing bird strike hazards, developing and implementing bird management plans, and monitoring and controlling bird populations near runways and taxiways.

Key Responsibilities:

- Identifying and assessing bird strike hazards at airports

- Developing and implementing bird management plans

- Monitoring and controlling bird populations near runways and taxiways

- Coordinating with airport and airline personnel to minimize bird strike risks

- Conducting inspections and maintenance of bird deterrence equipment

- Collecting and analyzing data on bird strikes and bird populations

- Training airport and airline personnel on bird strike prevention

- Staying up-to-date on industry regulations and best practices for bird strike prevention

Qualifications:

- A minimum of 3 years of experience in bird strike prevention or a related field

- Knowledge of bird identification and behavior

- Strong organizational and communication skills

- Ability to work independently and as part of a team

- Must be able to work flexible hours, including early mornings, evenings, weekends, and holidays

We offer a competitive salary and benefits package, as well as opportunities for advancement within the company. If you are passionate about aviation safety and have a proven track record in bird strike prevention, we encourage you to apply today.

----- END AI RESPONSE -----

"You're the best. Thanks!"

----- BEGIN AI RESPONSE -----

You're welcome! I'm glad I could help. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

----- END AI RESPONSE -----

Not quite as fun as the stated ethical and humane transportation of birds about to be flung into test articles at high speeds, but still. What a time to be alive.

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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by listenallyall on Tuesday January 24, 2023 @10:33PM (#34514071)
> I created an OpenAI account solely so I could ask

was it worth it? no.

Feel free to ask OpenAi whatever happens to amuse you. Please don't waste the rest of our time or attention or bandwidth on it. Nobody cares.

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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by rishav_sharan on Tuesday January 24, 2023 @11:30PM (#34514430)
I at least got a chuckle out of it. So it's good enough for me
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by listenallyall on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @02:38AM (#34515503)
We're all glad you got an AI-induced "chuckle" in a thread that ponders the tragic death of 200 or so people. Cool stuff. Reddit is just over there to the left...
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by yellowapple on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @12:56PM (#34521702)
The HN guidelines are silent on the topic of AI-induced chuckles, yet are pretty explicit about comparisons to Reddit.
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by pmarreck on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @12:19AM (#34514702)
I care, because I think OpenAI is still endlessly fascinating.
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by listenallyall on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @02:43AM (#34515541)
Make your own account and go to town! No need to report back here though.
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by balex on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @05:16PM (#34524929)
Thank you for posting your opinion. I, too, felt a need to let you know I'd rather you didn't.
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by nicky0 on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @12:21AM (#34514713)
I also appreciated the post, however, I did not appreciate yours.
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by listenallyall on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @02:42AM (#34515537)
When AI submits content you don't appreciate, who will you complain to?
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by nicky0 on Friday January 27, 2023 @06:05AM (#34544755)
Meh. The poister cleary stated their post had come from an AI chat. It wasn't "AI generated content".
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by yellowapple on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @12:36AM (#34514806)
Thank you for your contribution to this discussion.
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by listenallyall on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @02:41AM (#34515534)
My contribution was generated by an actual human, I guess that small detail is irrelevant at this point
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by yellowapple on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @12:58PM (#34521747)
I bet you're real fun at parties :)
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by userbinator on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @12:41AM (#34514839)
There is a great demand for a site full of AI-generated (unintentional) humour.
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Re:Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance o... by listenallyall on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @02:38AM (#34515509)
Great... start that site, get it off of HN, and get rich in the process
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