Water, pea protein, fava bean (9 %, Finland), rapeseed oil.
Looks fairly minimal to me. "Vegans love their processed foods" is a weird take, I don't think they likely eat more processed foods than your typical American.
European fries are potato, oil, salt.
In Finland we have a FB group called "Chips and Beer -vegans"[0] with 65k members. Potato chips are vegan, beer is vegan. You can have both and still be vegan. It's not healthy, but still vegan.
I can deep-fry my tofu in the fattiest of all vegan fats and eat them with deep-fried french fries and a bunch of deep-fried Oreos.
Still vegan.
Now go into the nearest Indian restaurant and order a Chana Aloo Curry. Or pick a Thai restaurant and grab any food with tofu in it. I recommend a Pad Thai.
Both 100% vegan and if they lack "satiety or taste", then come back.
In asian cuisine the protein really doesn't matter, 99% of the flavour is in the sauce. The protein just provides the texture.