The word “apparently” served to make the monster accusation conditional on you actually speeding in a school zone and feeling no remorse about it.

Weird that you're so experienced in defending driving like a jackass that you have a ton to write about your strategy and feelings on that topic.

Most people don't get ticketed often enough for speeding to feel one way or another.

And most people don't feel righteous about speeding in a school zone.

Convicted/not convicted doesn't map perfectly onto guilty/not-guilty. You yourself understand this perfectly or you wouldn't be hiring a lawyer for a moving violation.