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Re:How to Befriend Crows by parentheseus on Monday December 26, 2022 @12:43PM (#34139856)
Advice/Accounts on how to befriend crows has been submitted here in the past, but there hasn't been anything regarding cows, unfortunately.

https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que...

Re:How to Befriend Crows by 082349872349872 on Monday December 26, 2022 @12:49PM (#34139932)
IMX cows (they are all domestic, locally) treat anyone with thumbs as a potential source of food.

They like licking hands and under-the-chin or cheek scritches; move slowly and talk, and if they're skeptical try crouching to make yourself smaller. (but don't make mothers suspect you're after their calves!)

Anyone know about bison?

Re:How to Befriend Crows by Cupertino95014 on Monday December 26, 2022 @01:25PM (#34140284)
Unless they're domestic bison, it's probably illegal to approach them. And unwise.
Re:How to Befriend Crows by IntrepidWorm on Monday December 26, 2022 @04:22PM (#34142027)
Oddly enough, cows seem to enjoy big band and jazz.

https://youtu.be/lXKDu6cdXLI

Now that's some cultured dairy!

Re:How to Befriend Crows by tanseydavid on Wednesday December 28, 2022 @01:20PM (#34163961)
Cows seem to be mesmerized by almost any sort of music.