Maybe I wasn't obvious enough, but this is the problematic assumption. When I say "non-random password", that's what I mean: a reused password.
Almost everyone I know reuses passwords (sometimes with a slight variation, but 90% of the password the same), and my day job is a software engineer. I'd be willing to be at least half of Lastpass's users have at least 1 reused password.
Kind of a long shot though.
If you have some attacker after specifically you, yes this information is of less use to them, because they will have tried every password of yours they have on every website already hoping you reuse passwords.
If the attacker doesn't have the valid password, the knowledge that two different sites share the same password isn't exactly game-changing.
To an outsider, hearing people talk about how LastPass used Very Bad ECB mode makes it sound like a fuckup with immediate and dramatic effect on the security of their passwords, that isn't exactly true.
Nobody should have been using LastPass, but we can still be realistic about the threats facing those who did.
> but the obvious problem here is the offline cracking of the vault passwords; this isn't worth arguing about.
Of course not, but that's a completely separate issue from their choice of AES mode.
The reason I suspect even non-random passwords might be mostly fine[1] is because there's no oracle and passwords are generally short. There's not much there for someone to hang their hat on. It's only a hunch, though; if tptacek for example says something different, I'd believe him.
1. Meaning: No need to cancel Christmas. You can deal with it later. Not meaning: ECB is as strong as CBC or whatever.
Obviously this isn't an endorsement of LastPass. Everything about their protocols is disappointing. Even if the encryption issues turn out to be of the well-that-was-a-dumb-choice-but-you-don't-need-to-panic variety, it's because they got lucky, not because they were good.