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Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by kibwen on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @12:40PM (#33986890)
If I see a Tesla in the wild, I shoot its tires out before it has a chance to strike. That's the American way.

(I assume this is why the Cybertruck features bulletproof glass, in case my self-firing gun (now in beta) misidentifies the tires.)

Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by dylan604 on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @07:27PM (#33993105)
>Cybertruck

I still read this as Cyberduck every. damn. time.

>in case my self-firing gun (now in beta) misidentifies the tires.)

are you mounting that self-firing gun to a car with FSD? that would make for a great hands free experience.