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Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by sircastor on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @12:01PM (#33986349)
So, third-hand story, about 20 years ago, from an acquaintance who heard it from a Police officer who dealt with the following situation:

This police officer was responding to an RV which had run off the road, and was speaking with the driver. The driver, a bit shook up from the experience explained that he was driving down the highway, turned on the cruise control, and got up to make himself a sandwich...

Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by mikestew on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @12:06PM (#33986417)
“3rd-hand story”, from a friend of a friend…uh, huh. Unless I’m missing a heaping bucket of “ironically”, you could have just said “there’s an old urban legend…” instead of passing off an old joke as something true.
Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by sircastor on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @12:25PM (#33986697)
Well, up until a moment ago, I legitimately believed it to be true - even though I was a few steps removed from it. Live and learn I guess.
Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by sgc on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @12:59PM (#33987152)
I have been duped like this before too! Believe a story that just doesn't ring right when you tell it to somebody else years later. Teaching / communicating corrects a lot of errors.
Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by drivers99 on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @12:08PM (#33986458)
I remember my grandma telling that story maybe 30-40 years ago. Gotta be an urban legend. Yup: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cruise-uncontrol/
Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by VBprogrammer on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @12:09PM (#33986463)
I've no doubt this has probably happened in real life at some point but it's practically a fable by now.

I think the Simpsons done it at least 30 years ago.

Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by mcguire on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @02:23PM (#33988714)
This is literally the story of a Berke Breathed Bloom County (or whatever the follow-on was) comic strip.
Re:Tesla Full Self-Driving data looks awful by ryantgtg on Wednesday December 14, 2022 @05:12PM (#33991367)
I saw a "trying out my parking assist" (I think it was with a Hyundai) video the other day where the guy didn't realize that the function only assists with steering and not the pedals. So he backed right into a car.