At least you can admit it. Things I've needed a printer for in recent months, off the top of my head:

- Filing a reimbursement claim for going to an out-of-network healthcare provider.

- Filing a reimbursement claim for contact lenses.

- Filing legal paperwork with the county clerk.

- Getting a certified death certificate.

- Change of address without paying a fee.

- Letter to the local postmaster.

- Paperwork for claiming an inheritance through a probate court.

- Printing a shipping label.

- Filing a zoning application.

- Life insurance forms.

The more you adult, the more you discover that you still need paper.