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Re:If PHP Were British (2011) by bodge5000 on Friday December 02, 2022 @09:19AM (#33830679)
Very different, to the degree that if you were offered one and given the other you'd be confuse (but of course, you wouldn't vocalise it).
Re:If PHP Were British (2011) by oblio on Monday December 05, 2022 @04:58AM (#33863536)
Sarcasm, if this is sarcasm, doesn't scale well across cultures, and especially not online, in addition, in text form :-)

That's if you're being sarcastic in addition to OP's original comment.

Re:If PHP Were British (2011) by bodge5000 on Monday December 05, 2022 @07:02AM (#33864448)
This is not sarcasm. I have a distinct idea in my head of what a cookie should generally look like, and it doesn't look like a biscuit. I can see the confusion, both have chocolate chips in and your classic digestive usually doesn't, but I'd put good money on my ability to identify one or the other