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Re:If PHP Were British (2011) by alt227 on Friday December 02, 2022 @06:57AM (#33829372)
Jam spreads thinly and is less viscous, so is much more suited to a thinly spread layer across the surface.

Clotted cream is far thicker and lends itself to a big dollop on top which keeps its shape and does not run off the sides.

Why do people still question this obviously infallible logic?

Re:If PHP Were British (2011) by drcongo on Friday December 02, 2022 @07:19AM (#33829575)
Sir, if you're spreading your jam thinly then you are doing scones wrong.