Post-Brexit, GDPR is a dirty word in Britain though. It's part of the dreaded pan-European regulation that must be purged post haste.

So maybe it's:

  wont_you_please_have_this_delicious_guano_biscuit_imported_thanks_to_our_splendid_bilateral_trade_deal_with_vanuatu()

Does PHP have a limit on the length of a function name?

> Generally, such a limit is imposed by the threat of violence from other folks who interact with your code.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/4565805/is-there-a-limit...

So no.

Though funny side note, there is a historic reason that function names are so inconsistent in PHP: The length of the name of a function was used for hashing. So you wanted a to vary the length to achieve a roughly even distribution of lengths.

https://news-web.php.net/php.internals/70691

> Post-Brexit, GDPR is a dirty word in Britain though.

Okay, UK GDPR. My sincere apologies.