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Re:New York City hiring top rat killer by Bouncingsoul1 on Thursday December 01, 2022 @01:26PM (#33820356)
We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
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Re:New York City hiring top rat killer by wolfram74 on Thursday December 01, 2022 @01:28PM (#33820388)
Which will promptly freeze to death during the first winter snow.
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Re:New York City hiring top rat killer by autotune on Thursday December 01, 2022 @01:32PM (#33820467)
At which point we release the polar bears to continue the fight.
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