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Re:FTX Lawyer Says ‘Substantial Amount’ of Crypto Firm’s Ass... by ffwacom on Tuesday November 22, 2022 @08:25PM (#33713908)
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
Re:FTX Lawyer Says ‘Substantial Amount’ of Crypto Firm’s Ass... by FrenchAmerican on Tuesday November 22, 2022 @08:40PM (#33714028)
This comment is antisemitic and pornographic.
Re:FTX Lawyer Says ‘Substantial Amount’ of Crypto Firm’s Ass... by dang on Tuesday November 22, 2022 @10:55PM (#33714979)
Posting like this will get you banned here. I'm not going to ban you right now because you've also posted good things, but please don't do it again.

If you wouldn't mind reviewing https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html and taking the intended spirit of the site more to heart, we'd be grateful.