The first deployment from a newly hired SRE with no old heads to explain all the undocumented sharp edges.

Oh boy.

Even better, how the fuck do you triage a system you've never touched before, that most likely is overengineered to hell and back, while the guys responsible for getting you splunk creds are still trying to find out who can give them THEIR creds to get in themselves.

I feel like it might be fun, honestly. I love a good murder mystery. I wonder if they'll pay Netflix money when things start falling down.

World Cup starts on the 20th. We'll see what happens then.

Don't even need to wait until then. Apparently the entire payroll team has quit.

Surely more resignations are coming.

Well, if your systems are managed well they shouldn't just fall apart in a week without ops, but Murphy's a bitch

>Surely an outage is right around the corner.

Hahahahahaha